All The Feels EP

by Hard Sulks

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    Recorded by Mike Ulysses at Bride City in Portland, Oregon.
    Artwork done by Andrew Legg.

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released April 28, 2016



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Hard Sulks Portland, Oregon

Hard Sulks is a sad punk outfit based in Portland, Oregon. For fans of crying over old love letters while drinking a $3 bottle of wine and talking trash about your misogynistic ex-boyfriend.

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Track Name: Let's Talk About Your Beard (Explicit)
So here we are again
You left me here
And I'm trying to understand
How this could've happened
Oh, I'm so stupid
You're so lame
I don't want to see you
So just go away

Go have beers
With your shitty friends
And have a laugh at my expense

I can't win a fight with a liar
You always have the best defense
But if I'm honest
I'm better off without you
So drink it down
Just one last time
'Cause it's not just in your head
Every here wishes you were dead

You make me sick
You make me vomit
You're the scum beneath my toes

Fuck you and your fucking friends x3

You were a waste
You meant nothing
You were a waste of me
Track Name: Upside Down
I'm so done!
All these years I forgot who I was
and I've been trying to figure out
how to tell you how I felt.

To tell you that I miss you
and I wish you were around.
I miss your face sometimes
it hurts so much.

But I'm so broken
And I've been beaten down.

It's been so long
since I said anything at all.
Held my tongue so long
and swallowed all my words down.

Things like "I'm sorry" and
"You broke my heart and I hope you die alone now!"

But I'm so tired
and I haven't seen you around.

I wish I could tell you how I felt
But my head is still spinning upside down.
Track Name: Bonzo Goes To Sadsville
Like a monster inside my head
reminding me every day that I should be dead.
Like a heart ache, beating clear.
Every time I take a breath my lungs fill with fear

But I looked up to you.

Was it worth it?
I hope you're doing fine
I hope you're not haunted by the tears you made me cry.

are you happy?
are you happy where you are?

Because I'm dying.

I'm a screw up
I ruin everything I touch
I'm such a mess
I should just give up.
Track Name: Happy Birthday
’m so sorry
I never wanted it to end like this
But I tried so hard
I hope you see that
I hope you feel it in your bones tonight

I can't be your 2 AM phone call
or your late night text
I tried to be your after thought
But I just can't
But I'm trying
But I don't love you like I did anymore
And I'm trying to get over it
But I forgot how to be your friend

Today is your birthday
But I hope you don't take offense
But you seem to be just fine
And I don't have the time anymore

So happy birthday
I don't want to be your friend
So happy birthday
I don't want to be your friend
Track Name: Big Monster
I'll take the long way home
I can't stand to see you again
I'm just so disappointed
with every thing you said.
So I'll go my way and you go yours
I think its for the best.
I'm just so over you,
I wish that you were dead.

Here I stand
There you go
I should have known.

You exhaust me with all of your selfish lies
I'm so tired of pretending that every thing is fine

You're a monster
A big monster.

Clear my mind,
use this heart ache as a compass
to a better place and a better time.
I won't waste another minute,
but tomorrow I'll be fine.
Tomorrow I'll be fine.
Track Name: Some Kinda Hate (MISFITS COVER)